when one of your siblings gets yelled at
mom: you can be next
everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.
No one get’s lynched for exfoliating is the greatest come back I’ve ever witnessed.
when you see ur squad while you out with your parents